I'm going out with a guy, and i dont know how to tell my parents?

"Mom, Dad, I met these gorgeous guys from the football team this morning, I'm going out with them tonight. Don't worry, I'm not pregnant yet. At least I hope not. I promise I'll *TRY* to be home before 4am but they seemed very edgy when I spoke to them, so I may be late so don't wait up for me. So, what do you say?"